Each zodiac has its own character. Find out how you’ll react if someone makes fun of you.
“Don’t try too much. You look ugly anyway, friend.”
Which one is you?
Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
“What do you mean I’m ugly, you mother****er?!”
Would you cool off a bit, Aries? No, I don’t see eye to eye with your friend. You’d better listen to them first. Don’t get mad when they tease you because… That’s exactly why they tease you! There’s no reason for them to ridicule you or humiliate you — they just find your reaction funny, literally. You can unwind, right?
Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)
“…”
It’s not you, but your friends, who will be ashamed and frustrated because you just stare at them quietly after they take the mickey out of you. Duh — facepalm! What do they expect anyway from a Taurean like yourself, right? Even if you’re in a very awkward position, you just ignore everything and cuddle yourself — nah, I mean, commit to your own comfort.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20)
“Ugly, you say — are you pulling my leg? I thought you’d like me best, nah? Whatever, then. You know, yesterday I met the guy…”
You, as a Gemini, are preoccupied with unnecessary things too much to grab the jokes from your friends, and then change the subject immediately. When you think you are giving them a sufficient response, you will talk, talk, talk about everything! If you’re in the mood for playfulness, they should be careful, though. You’ll tease them and flirt with them in return, and what if they fall for you? Haha, it’s none of your business, of course.
Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22)
“Really? Do I look ugly wearing it? Then, let’s change it.”
Oh, no! You have egg on your face because of your friends’ jokes, but… you find it good and satisfying in the beginning. Why do they joke when you need advice from them? You’d better slap yourself and forget about asking them, so that you can prevent this shameful situation! Okay, okay. Don’t get emotional and hold such resentment. Say whatever you have in mind, don’t swallow it in silence. Remind you, Cancer! It’s bad to hold a grudge for too long.
Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
“Are you implying there’s someone looking good without trying too much? It must be… there’s dirt in your eyes.”
Someone better than you is something that never shows up in your dictionary. The way you see it, you’re the best. Everyone else can have the crumbs you left behind. What does it matter if they make fun of you? It makes no difference to you as long as the world revolves around you. Right, Leo? Goodness, you’re so full of yourself. Get your act together and be modest! Well, you sometimes feel a bit aggrieved because they talk bad about you — anyway, at least their attention is on you!
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
“At least I ain’t such an ignorant person and have a better score.”
Watch out! No one should ever make fun of you, a Virgo who is obsessed over trivial details. You may feel chagrined out of humiliation, but you are not a chicken in the slightest. When your friends make fun of you, you will bite them back on the most hurtful part! You’re the scariest when your rebuttal is full of criticism and sarcasm. Lo-and-behold, there are still people who can withstand your never-ending criticism — to be honest, it should be one of the world’s wonders.
Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
“Oh, no! Then, w-what should I do? S-should I cancel the promise or just go with a bit presentable look?”
Compose yourself, Libra! Why can’t you balance yourself like your own sign? Don’t fluster too much when your friends make a joke. You’d better not take it literally, it’s just a joke! Also, why do you even ask them what’s best for you if you just end up regretting and blaming them? What I’m saying is… it’s your life, not theirs!
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
“Okay, why do you tell me that? I don’t think I have ever ask for your opinion…”
Every time you open your mouth, your friends are unsure whether you’re joking or serious. You often fool them when they misunderstand what you mean. Rather than your friends making fun of you, it should be you making fun of them. What’s worse, they fall for it hard! What a bad Scorpio! Hmph, don’t play with you, never.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
“So ugly? I think it’s pretty good. You know, this pattern means…”
It started out as a simple joke between you and your friends, but somehow, it escalates into a debate about meaning, then into belief, then into philosophy, and so on. You enjoy this kind of meaningful conversation, even though it’s a bit exhausting. It’s just… it’s not a bit exhausting for your friends, but it’s too exhausting. Try to look back, Sagittarius. You leave them behind!
Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
“Sure, okay.”
Who says watching paint dry is fun? Yes, Capricorn says it is. Fine, Capricorn. You can call it as dedication and discipline — whatever you want. While Taurean gives you the cold shoulder and Virgo slaps you on the cheek, Capricorn does both! You are such a boring person who makes any jokes seem bland and puts people around you in an awkward situation. Make yourself comfortable and play with your friends sometimes, Capricorn! I pity them for having you as their friend.
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
“Hahaha! That’s right! I look so ugly and funny!”
No, Aquarian. You’re not funny, just weird. Goodness, it’s not unique, but eccentric. Got it? You say… most weird eccentrics are typical geniuses? That’s true, but doesn’t mean you’re the one — duh! It’s not merely a difference of opinion between you and me, but you and other zodiacs as well. Yes, yes. You’re just special, I get it.
Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
“Huh? Can’t you say it one more time? No, it’s not that I don’t hear it, I just don’t get it.”
You’re not a Piscean if you never doubt your own intelligence, even once. Your friends dislike making joke near you because it will enter through your right ear and exit through your left ear. You’re not like Aries who doesn’t get the jokes because they get angry right away. You just don’t get a single thing, even though you listen to their explanation time and again. Who knows if they deceive you again, huh? But hey… don’t paint yourself as an unwitting victim. You know you’re not, just wake up from your dreamland.
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